pesanan penaja.

salam,
it looks quite fun when I wrote someone's biography here.
but there's something I need to tell u here,
Wafi's bio was under his request.
again I pointed out that was his request.
h.i.s r.e.q.u.e.s.t.!
fyi,he's nothing.
of course, i've no feeling towards him,
and i am not his ''taste'' or the other side.
that's for sure!
:)
what happen between us is only a joke.
an acting.we both love acting,
haha.all this crap happen after he borrow my novel.
perharps,i shouldn't tell u guys what next,
it just a shameful moments.

"gerry.."
"holly.."
"switch off the light.."

erm,
u know, he loves jokes..
and everybody knows that.
what I had wrote in his biography is all his idea.
he told me what I am suppose to write and don't.
only the picture was choosen by me.
thats only.
why i am telling this important thing because,
i so hope people out there will be 'open minded'
and do not classified myself as kejam, teruk or others.
telling only the bad side of himself.

"why she only said the bad things of him?"
"is him totally a jerk or a L?"

act,he's not that bad.
just he can't be serious all the time.
even I had warning him to stay serious and matured at one time,
he will! but, only a minute.
he's the most weird person i ever meet,
and no one can take his place.
no one!.(ini adalah penegasan.)
haha.
:))



mood:

nak femes gak.blueh!

salam to all readers and bloggers,
miss u guys,
miss to update my blog,
ok,but..
as i had promised to Wafi,
for this time my entry will 100% Malay.
REAL Malay language.
bukan rojak or pasar.
perharps,a bit hard,but i'll try.


Baiklah.Catatan baru untuk kali ini,
haha.(pembukaan yang baik).
ok,catatan ini di atas permintaan saudara Wafi sendiri,
yang tanpa segan dan silunya,
ingin mempromosikan diri dia.
ish3..dasyat2..
dan berharap ada pihak penerbitan membuat cerita mengenai dia.
yuak!tolonglah Wafi..
:))
ok.lebih senang kalau tulis secara biografi.
tidak perlu susah-susah fikir ayat "bombastik"
yada yada...

nie lg ok dr gmbr isap dadah ko 2!

Nama Sebenar: Hafridz Mursyid Al-Wafi.(eja dengan tepat sekali.)
Nama Pendek: Wafi
Nama Manja: Gerry@penutup suis lampu.(bukan gara-gara Earth Hour ok.)
Tarikh Lahir: 28.Jan.91.(kalau tak salahlah,kalau salah peduli apa..dah lepas dah.)
Alamat: jalan Semilang 12.(sebelah rumah Raihan.)
Status: suami Holly,dan skandal aku.eeeuuhh!
Hobi: Mengorek Hidung dan berikan sama rata kepada saudara mara dia,tidur sambil ternganga dan keluar air liur,(alasan,"untuk menikmati tidur yang indah itu.)
Makanan Kegemaran: Karipap inti Ayam dan Daging,dan Nasi Ayam Mak Jah.(bibik kami.)
Minuman Kegemaran: Air Susu.
Tabiat Buruk: Penggotor.(tak sanggup nak tulis contohnya.)waaa..
Askara: secara jujur,tulus, dan ikhlas...saya tidak tahu.Yang penting, happy-go-lucky.Hidup dia macam tak ada masalah dan selalu di persendakan oleh kawan-kawan dia.Dia tak kesah sebab die belum matang.
Fizikal: tak hencem macam Gerry, pendek macam Gerry, romantik macam Gerry,baik macam Gerry,penyayang macam Gerry, selalu tutupkan lampu sebelum tidur kerana Gerry pun selalu buat macam itu.Dan ini semua ini personaliti Gerry,bukan Wafi yang sebenar.


pesanan oleh penaja,

"JANGAN TERPEDAYA DENGANNYA"

ps:
Harapan saya agar blog saya ini tidak di 'ban' oleh bloggers lain setelah mambaca catatan mengenai makhluk di atas.Ini kerana,kehadiran dia boleh menjejaskan reputasi blog saya.
Saya amat berharap dan memohon agar anda semua setia bersama saya.

sekian,Terima Kasih.

"windu sama Budu..sehatkah dia?"

mood:

60 minit jew.boleh!

semua sibuk cakap pasal Earth Hour.

saje nk ckp,saye pown sokong gak!!
haha.but,af still tgk..
yada yada..;)

ps:

"Dewasa ini kita saling merayakan
Kejayaan yang akhirnya membinasakan
Apalah gunanya kematangan fikiran
Bila di jiwa kita masih lagi muda
Dan mentah
Ku lihat Hitam"

mood:

stuck off!read this.

if your head is stuck off with your problems
or you feel pissed off with your enemies,
where would you go to release your tension?
or what will you do?
of course you need to get some new air
and calm down your mind.
I know,i know!
KLIA is the best one.
haha.why?
its really enjoyable to watch the flights
"landing and flying through the clouds".
but some person wouldn't think this is the best idea for them.
it's up to you..
for umi and i,
its a great time for us to spend together!
:))


as asual,bus will be our official transport,
hahaha.eventhough,the journey from Banting to Airport tooks 45minutes
and RM3.50 for the fare per person,
but its not bored at all.
it makes us feel so excited to reach there.
yada yada..
erm,
while we walked around the Departure Hall
suddenly a stewardess walk besides me,
i looked at her,but she doesn't look back.
my heart instantly said,
"ceh!poyo gilew.ingt aku enchanted ke tgk ko.
tinggi ala2 aku,gemuk lak 2.klu cm model kt
america next top model 2 xpe gak".
haha.y aku bleh pikir cm2 trs..teruk2..
atleast,aku jujur!!
:))


ps: keep ur eyes on all this pictures,
x bez mane pown.

i don't know who is him.

and she also.hiksss

nk pose with mr.teddy jew.lalala

lets get in..
this lane would bring us to the place for view the planes.

can u see the B6.i don't know what they call this thing.
but mymum was woking at B6 when i was 10.

Malaysia Airline..

diTarik oleh 'bende' itu

me and mr n mrs.Teddy

umi posing in the lift.

umi lagi..

behind the arch of the 'palace'

last capture of me.gambar goyang.hihi

btw,i bought a book by Cecelia Ahern.
at MPH bookstores.
"THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES".
haha.her novels are really great in my opinion.
especially,after i read ps,i love u.
nk buat koleksi arr..haha.




mood:

YOUR EVERLASTING ENEMY

Ambk dr blog Mai..
hihihihi..di tujukan kepada kawan yg paling mengong,
Wafi!!


Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name

*Paste your last answer as the title

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Spank me
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt


the answers that u've been waiting for, TA DAA! :D

Dear Wafi,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. When I threw up in your sock drawer with Jean Chrétien and I saw you bit of my knee caps. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Your everlasting enemy,
Masturah binti Abdullah.




ps: I tag,
link2 yg ade kt senarai myfren sgt di alukan tuk buat..
:)


mood:

dah nak b'lepas nie.bye!

bye-bye Malaysia!!
:((

mood:

bukit antarabangsa.its new circumstance.

salam to all of you..
2 days ago i'd mention about the new entry
that i promise to tell you right?
i'd give 2 hints for u guys to guess it.
k la..xgempak mane pown..
did u still remember a landslid
at Bukit Antarabangsa that happen last year?
act,us(my family without kakak and alang)went there.
on our last day at KL,before go back to Banting.
erm,
people there still doing their daily routines.
tapi,banyak rumah di kawasan berhampiran telah ditinggalkan..
di sewa atau di jual,tetapi semestinya xde nk duduk dah..
tol x?

DULU..
ketika kejadian

SEKARANG..
selepas di bersihkan

rumah paling sipi2 nk kene tanah runtuh 2.
ade gak bahagian tepinye yg rosak.

rumah kat kawasan 2,sederet ngan rumah kt gambar atas nie.
sekarang xde penghuni.

ps:
sederet ngan rumah kuning n putih atas nie
ade satu rumah 2 mmg gaban beso gilew.
catek sgtla.cm istana mini.haha.
then,my sis kate 2 rumah bekas isteri dato k.
owh..


mood:

Salam semua..
haha.
how are u today?
im good.syukur Alhamdulillah.
still in a good health after i am back
from my sisters house in Wangsamaju.
erm,
There's many things i want to share here.
ok,lets start with my sisters new house.
yup.still new.and it just a rent house.
hiksss..
my first impression when i am step on in the house,
"keciknye ruang tamu"
"dapur pun keciknye"
"errrmmm.."
haha.i know,it's hard for u to imagine how the house looks like,
so i'll show u guys some part of it.
btw,there's no picture of kitchen because i don't how to snap it.
haha.it sounds weird right?
it just because when i am get ready to take a pic of it,
only the sink will appears in my camera.
not too small,just xmuat masuk camera.
maybe,my phone yg cikai kowt.
haha.so i decided,"xpayahla,cm sengal jew".
;)


ps: we reached there at 12 something.
i can't remember it but its not a problem anyway.
we had our lunch,get some rest n solat.
i didn't snap Angah's room because its too dark.
:))

living room is behind mymum

kakak's room

time:3pm ++
place: Geomatika College,Setiawangsa.

we started our journey to my
"new college yg xjadi masuk"
erm,but i didn't snap any picture of it.
so u guys need to imagine my explanation la yer..
ok,the college that is known as Geomatika.
my dad ask my opinion about the college.
and taking a course that i never heard before.
Remote Sensing.what's that?
haha.i know,u'll asking me.
that my first impression when my dad told me.
i am quite interested on it because it related to geography.
but, the problem which resulted my intention delayed is..
it looks like MCS College!!
there's shops on the ground floor.
i don't like it.u know.
like kakak said,"mesti ko nak suasana kampus"
yeah.of courselaa..
so,niat pown terbatal sudah.
:(


next station..
haha.
to the Court.
Angah looking for some home's stuff.
ala,like washer machine,refrigerator etc.
no picture is taken.
(need to be hurry,af will start in 5 minutes)
haha.yup!i am kind addicted to af.
act,addicted to watch Akim.
:))
only this for now.
tomorrow or soon i'll post u a story
that have shocked Malaysian last year.
hints:

• 6/12/08
• Bukit Antarabangsa

mood:

11:25pm
Tuesday

Eeerrgg..
i suddenly got cough..
seriously,tibe-tibe.
maybe because admirer sgt ngan Akim.
sampai sakit di buatnya.haha.
suara die sgt sedap!!
ramai suke Aril,
but for me,he's nothing.
ape ade kat mamat seret 2..
sore xmacho pown.
haha.sorry to say.sore biase jew.
i'm sure for that statement.
:))

erm,i'm quite lost interest with ms n ym this few days.
don't why,maybe them,(ms users)make me feels so pissed off!!
and i've RM0.00 in my phone credits.
so,i am so sorry to Adi Harmin because
i can't reply your message last night,(Monday).
perharps you can messages me through ms.
InsyaAllah,i'll reply it.
and guys,
for your information,
i'm away~~
for 2 days maybe.
i am going to KL to visits my lovely sisters
haha.kakak and angah.
so,bye2 Banting..
k,gtg.packing my clothes and etc.



ps:
I'd record the rebroadcast of AF's 1st concert.
Just during Akim sing the song,Hatiku Kau Luka by Alley Cats.
Act,i've never heard that song before!!
seriously,after Akim sing it,
i'd like to listen on it for many times.
haha.
again n again n again..
damn love it!!
lalala~~


mood:

guys..
try this Personality Test
Colors and Names



mood:

hey guys..salam..

to u, and u, and u and..
u that be so patient waiting for my new post..
haha.why i am talking like i am a famous person.
like they'd screaming for my name,
like they'd crying if they meet me,
like they'd ask for signatures and taking pictures.
i am not Demi Lovato, or Selena Gomez and absolutely not Miley Cyrus.
but i'd do this,
"thanks for read my new entry..i really appreciated your stayed!!"
:))


btw,
u're waiting for my new entry or not,
its absolutely not one of my problems.
lalala~~
what i'd known,
i'd post my new entry if think that i should to.

so u could know what i've been doing in my every single day.
and of course i am talking about this day.

March.16. It just because,
my past few days aren't interested at all.
that's for sure.
:)


i'd watched two movies last night.
my aunt asking something about Slumdog Millionaire movie.
and of course i knew it!!it won 8 Oscar awards.
but,i've no time to watch it in cinema.
then my aunt gives an opportunity to watch it in her laptop.
haha.you know what?
it's great for me because i don't have to go to cinema and buy ticket,searching for the seat,and at last,my head would "lenguh2 dan sakit2".
the movie is good in my opinion because it show us the reality lifes of Indian in Mumbai and other places.
i'll not tell everything,for more information.search in Yahoo.



And the other one is The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
I really love and interested on this one.
because its about curiosity on Benjamin's life.
with a runtime of about 160 minutes.
its really exhausted to wait until the end.
I wondered how i would react to the story of a man who is born old,
and gets younger as he grows up.
it really curious,just like the title.
haha.
even though,we're never heard a case like Benjamin's,
but who knows,kuasa Allah.
:)

erm,what else??,
owh,yeah..SPM result
i'd like to tell u about my SPM result of course.
hiksss..;)
ehem2..its not good enough for me,
but others would say that's okla..bla3..
i only got 5As and credits for science subjects.
(and others).
xnak citer agi..haha.


-the end-

mood:

owh gosh!!
im damn anxious, cold and nervous.
you know..all of this crap feelings..
bla bla bla..
yeah!of coursela..
i'll take my SPM result in few hours from now..
how many As i'll get?
haha.i don't want to think about it right now.
i am just "tawakal and redha"
hopefully,
i can face my day tomorrow,
easily and calm.
lalala~~(im trying to be cool)
hiksss..

mood:

today is Alang birthday.
sweet 19teen.
lalala~~

• Wishing you a Happy Birthday and many more to come.
• I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.
• Not just a year older, but a year better.
• Here's to another year of experience.
• A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.
• A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

ps: today is Bunny's birthday also..
sweet 18teen bro..sayang kamuh!!
lalala~~
excited nk tgk akim..haha.



mood: