..Aha!!jokes..

What do you call fish with no eyes?
A fsh.


What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleep?
Diarrhoea!


Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.


What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
The elephants foreskin.


Did you hear about the Blind man that went bunjee jumping?
Scared the hellout of the dog.


Why does an elephant has four feet?
Because it would look silly with six inches.


How do you catch an elephant?
First you dig a big hole,and fill it with wood and ash.
then you take a loadof peas and line them up around the hole.
then,when the elephants goes to take a pea,
kick him in the ash-hole.


First snake:i hope i'm not poisonous.
Second snake:why?
First snake:because i bit my lip!


An old lady owned two monkeys.One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.
"so you want them mounted?" ask the taxidermist.
To which her replied:"no,holding hands will do just find.


Why do elephant paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

AND

What's the loudest noice in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cheeries.


Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
cause he was dead...
Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree?
cause he was dead too...
Why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree?
peer preasure...