..4A's students 2007..

..Aha!!jokes..

What do you call fish with no eyes?
A fsh.


What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleep?
Diarrhoea!


Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.


What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
The elephants foreskin.


Did you hear about the Blind man that went bunjee jumping?
Scared the hellout of the dog.


Why does an elephant has four feet?
Because it would look silly with six inches.


How do you catch an elephant?
First you dig a big hole,and fill it with wood and ash.
then you take a loadof peas and line them up around the hole.
then,when the elephants goes to take a pea,
kick him in the ash-hole.


First snake:i hope i'm not poisonous.
Second snake:why?
First snake:because i bit my lip!


An old lady owned two monkeys.One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.
"so you want them mounted?" ask the taxidermist.
To which her replied:"no,holding hands will do just find.


Why do elephant paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

AND

What's the loudest noice in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cheeries.


Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
cause he was dead...
Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree?
cause he was dead too...
Why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree?
peer preasure...

..7 break up tips for broken relationship..

When a relationship is on its last leg and a break up is inevitable, who ends it? Recognizing that her habits have become annoying instead of cute is just the start. Her rude cell phone calls mid-meal, the way she thinks she's always right, and her complete lack of respect for your opinion should all be sending you a clear message.
Relationships often go bad -- and stay that way. Even when both people know that they would be happier with someone else, it's human nature to procrastinate about difficult decisions. So rather than riding inertia's wave, use these seven helpful tips to break up and move on.


1- Make her the first to knowOut of respect for her, never tell your friends you're going to break up before telling her it's over. It's a simple thing women consider sacred. The all too connected grapevine is not the place she should or deserves to be told that you're no longer interested. You could discuss some relationship problems you're having with your buddies, but your final decision to break up with her should remain private.
Use your judgment to decide which day would be best to break the news to her. If she's very emotional and you think that you'll break her heart, try to do it on a Friday. This will give her the weekend to recover and spend time with friends. But if she's the type to plow through full steam ahead, then perhaps Monday would be best. This will ensure that her busy workweek will keep her mind off the break up and you.
Remember that there will be no "perfect time" to end the relationship. The best thing to do is set a random Monday or Friday to break up -- and stick to it.


2- Find a neutral zoneIt's not fair to end the relationship at your place, nor should you be forced to see a picture of you and her hugging on her fridge. Try to find a neutral space where both of you would be comfortable to express your feelings, like a park. At least there you can walk and talk, or maybe even find a more secluded spot.
A restaurant, on the other hand, is a bad choice. If she makes a scene, there's no respectful recovery and no quick way out. But fear of embarrassment is never a reason to leave her in the middle of nowhere. No matter how emotional and heated the conversation gets, there's no excuse for risking her safety or yours.


3- End it in personIf you've lost that loving feeling, be courteous and tell her face-to-face. Phone calls and e-mail are fine for small talk, but this is a big issue. It's natural to want as much distance as possible between you and her when you break the bad news, but in this case, fight your instincts and have the decency to say it to her face.
Be an emotional rock ..


4- Keep it simpleThere's no need to put her through the history of your decision to break up. She does deserve an explanation, but save her (and yourself) the long-winded reasons of exactly why and how things went sour. Be clear about the fact that you feel the relationship is at an end, but balance that crystal clear reality with a significant dose of regret.
It's important to let her know that the decision to split up is difficult for you too. By letting this be known, you make a soon to be ex-girlfriend a friend in mutual sorrow. A few words to the wise: don't say you're going to call if you're not going to. Part of keeping it simple also includes ending it smoothly -- be fair to both you and her.
If you're unclear about how you're ending it with her, it could result in a dragged out breakup. Don't break up in stages -- if you want to sever the ties, there's no time like the present.


5- Get her to see your point of viewWho can argue with logic? You're probably not the only one that's been feeling the relationship going downhill. A dose of reality might be just what the doctor ordered to get her to accept what it is you need to say -- and do -- about it. A good way to get her to understand why you and she aren't best suited for one another is through a simple example. But make sure you get her to start the ball rolling.
Ask her if she's been feeling the lag in your relationship. She'll probably have quite a few examples about why things haven't been working out. Letting her talk it through will help her see why you brought the topic up in the first place.


6- Don't change your mindThere's a big reason why you made the decision to confront her with the end of your relationship. She may argue, cry or even "not understand why you're doing this," but be sure and stick to your guns. There's nothing worse than a flip-flop relationship -- you're either in or out. So make sure you have rebuttals for all her potential comebacks.


7- Be ready for tearsWhether she's glad you said something or not, chances are tears will be shed. Ending a relationship can bring intense emotion and she's not about to save you from seeing it all pour out at once. When she does start to cry, be sympathetic but don't be drawn in by an overflow of powerful emotion. Be an emotional rock.
Make sure to have plans set with friends later that day. This will ensure that the breakup process isn't dragged on longer than necessary and that you're not alone if you feel bad about what just happened.

p/s: Ending a relationship is never easy. But having the courage to follow through with your decision will make both you and her happier when the relationship has already passed its "best before" date. Be true to your emotions and do what's best for you, and her.

..today is boring..

today is the day that is so 'good'..
actually..not really..huhu..
coz i don't know what to do..
i want go to walk with my friends ,but,i.m fear that i will break in their day ..
so,I just sat at home only.. play keyboard..watching tv..make foolish..and wrestling with mamat..
hahaha..trick!!

but,suddenly i remembered my old friend..
actually..he is my former boyfriend..
i did not expect i still can communicate with him..
any even we still buddying..
we're in the same classla.. huhu..
thanks to fadzly izzuddin because he still be my friend..
emotional la plak..
i have a message for him..
don't be a womanizer!!
playboyla ko nie..
hakhakhak..
when remembered pali,recall also to friends another..
i'm so impatient to go to school back..
b'coz i have no idea what to do on this school break..

heck!!how about the end of the year examination result..
i'm so tension when i think about it..
not all the papers already receive..
but,. thanks alots to all teacher.. (although there are some of my teachers,i don't likes).. hehehe..
thanks for willing teach us even we're already clever... hahaha..
clever to act show good character forward teacher!!!
but,behind them..u knowla..
but i'm not do that..
other student make it esspecially non-muslim students..
they do not respect the teachers..

erm,
and also thanks to my sis,MUNIERA because has unveiled me about this blog..
despite i think it rather dull..

..13 signs you're fallin in luv...

1.while reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.

2.you’ll do anything for him/her…

3.you’ll realize that you’re always smiling to yourself when you think of them..

4.you get high just by their smell..

5.he/she becomes all you think about.

6.you’re start listening to slow song..

7.while looking at him/her..you can’t see the other people around you..you can only see that person..

8.by listening to his/her voice..you’ll smile for no reason..

9.while thinking about him/her..your heart will beat faster and faster..

10.you’ll feel shy whenever you’re with him/her..

11.you’ll walk really really slow while you’re with him/her..

12.you can’t stay mad at him/her for more than a minute or two..you actually have to try hard to stay mad.

..food formula..

Ada sedikit ilmu yg ingin saya kongsi bersama dengan kawan2 semua..

Rupa2nya tanpa kita sedo, dalam makanan yg kita makan sehari2, kita tak boleh main balun aje? sebab itulah terjadinya penyakit kencing manis, lumpuh, sakit jantung, keracunan makanan dan lain2 penyakit apabila kita telah tua nanti. Apabila kawan2 telah mengetahui ilmu ini, tolonglah ajarkan kepada yg lain2nya.

Ini pun adalah diet Rasullulah SAW kita juga. Ustaz Abdullah Mahmood kata, Rasullulah tak pernah sakit perut sepanjang hayatnya kerana pandai jaga pemakanannya sehari2. apa kata kita ikut diet ini kawan2. tak payahlah susah2 makan pil untuk kurus? Insyaallah kalau kawan2 ikut diet Rasullullah ini?. Garenti? kawan2 takkan sakit perut ataupun keracunan makanan.


Jangan makan SUSU + DAGING

Jangan makan DAGING + IKAN

Jangan makan IKAN + SUSU

Jangan makan AYAM + SUSU

Jangan makan IKAN + TELUR

Jangan makan IKAN + DAUN SALAD

Jangan makan SUSU + CUKA

Jangan makan BUAH + SUSU CTH :- KOKTEL

JANGAN MAKAN BUAH SELEPAS MAKAN NASI , SEBALIKNYA MAKAN BUAH TERLEBIH
DAHULU, BARU MAKAN NASI.

TIDUR 1 JAM SELEPAS MAKAN TENGAHARI.

JANGAN SESEKALI TINGGAL MAKAN MALAM . SESIAPA YG TINGGAL MAKAN MALAM DIA AKAN DIMAKAN USIA DAN KOLESTEROL DALAM BADAN AKAN BERGANDA.


Nampak memanglah pelik.. tapi, kalau tak percaya... kawan2 cubalaa.................................
Ianya takdelah dalam jangka masa terdekat nie.... Ianya berkesan bila kita sudah tua nanti. Dalam kitab juga ada melarang kita makan makanan darat bercampur dengan makanan laut.
Nabi pernah menegah kita makan ikan bersama susu. di kuatiri akan cepat mendapat penyakit. Ini terbukti oleh saintis yang menjumpai dimana dalam badan ayam mengandungi ion+ manakala dalam ikan mengandungi ion-, jika dalam suapan ayam bercampur dengan ikan maka terjadi tidakkan balas biokimia yang terhasil yang boleh merosakkan usus kita.

Al-Quran Juga ada mengajar kita menjaga kesihatan spt membuat
amalan spt:-
Mandi Pagi sebelum subuh sekurang kurangnya sejam sebelum matahari naik. Air sejuk
yang meresap kedalam badan boleh mengurangkan lemak mengumpul. Kita boleh saksikan orang mengamal mandi pagi kebanyakan badan tak gemuk.

Rasulullah mengamalkan minum segelas air sejuk (bukan air ais) setiap pagi. Mujarabnya Insayallah jauh dari penyakit (susah nak kena sakit).

Waktu sembahyang subuh disunatkan kita bertafakur (iaitu sujud sekurang kurangnya seminit selepas membaca doa). Ia boleh mengelak dari sakit pening atau migrin. Ini terbukti oleh para saintis yang membuat kajian kenapa dalam sehari perlu kita sujud. Ahli-ahli sains telah menemui beberapa milimeter ruang udara dalam saluran
darah di kepala yg tidak dipenuhi darah. Dengan bersujud maka darah akan mengalir keruang berkenaan.
Nabi juga mengajar kita makan dengan tangan dan bila habis hendaklah menjilat jari. Begitu juga ahli saintis telah menjumpa bahawa enzyme banyak terkandung di celah jari jari, iaitu 10 kali ganda terdapat dalam air liur. (enzyme sejenis alat percerna makanan, tanpanya makanan tidak hadam) Wassalam...
Sama2lah kita mengamalkannya.......
WallahuA'lam
Sabda nabi Ilmu itu milik tuhan, barang siapa menyebarkan ilmu demi kebaikkan insyaallah Allah akan menggandakan 10 kali kepadanya.